No emo bullshit here. This is created for my rhetoric class, which is good because it gives me incentive to back my shit up after talking all kinds of trash about teenage asian girls' xangas. This will most likely not be any better. Probably worse.

Monday, May 29, 2006

jesus might say 'jesus christ!'

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can't touch this.

Fishin' buddies no more. Much to me and big lo's dismay, I do not get cable here in hong kong so i have not been watching any mavs ball.

I purchased what is possibly one of the greatest t-shirts of all time yesterday. The problem is that I had to lay down 40 bucks for it, even though asian people have no idea whatsoever why the Hammer shirt is awesome. This includes my mom who gave me dirty looks for spending 40 bucks on a stupid t-shirt. Good thing her opinion regarding these things mean absolutely nothing. Next on the list: shiny leather sneakers and a nigger smurf.

word to everything.

Monday, May 22, 2006

certified gangster.

Good emerges triumphant over evil. Now what you know about that?

Thursday, May 11, 2006

can't leave rap alone, the game needs me.

Hov x Phish?!

A true testament to the Jigga man's greatness. Whiteboy stoners worldwide, throw your diamonds up.

Friday, May 05, 2006

music video review.

random new music videos go under my intense and rigorous quality control test.
all my findings are scientifically discovered and are not to be questioned under any circumstances.

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous

Yep, she's hot. The song itself is not bad, Timbaland comes with a nice beat. I like the synths around the chorus, it turns it into a semi new wave thing. Swagger jackin' from Depeche Mode is ok by me if you have Ms. Furtado dancing around singing about hooking up.


Taking Back Sunday - MakeDameSure

No. The Foo Fighters, a much better band, has already done this video (compare them yourself). There's seriously nothing original about this band. Random clips of nature thrown in with the singer swinging a mic around wearing spandex netting on his hands is not cool. And please give the backup singer guy a mic so he doesn't look retarded yelling into air. I know it's a video and they're not really singing anyways, but still.


Thursday, May 04, 2006

the evolution of a pimp.

"It's been a first round of surprises and so I go with my biggest individual surprise: Luke Walton. He probably wouldn't start for any coach in the league besides Phil Jackson, but he's as important to what the Lakers are doing to control the tempo against Phoenix as Kobe or Lamar Odom. And he tied up Steve Nash in the most controversial play of the playoffs so far, setting up the wildest of numerous wild finishes. Luke is the poster boy for this script-shredding Round 1."

- Marc Stein (via ESPN)

The Beastmaster finally gets his props. Word.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

sugar, water and of course, purple.

here's a slice of gullyness from the golden age of music:

the urge - too much stereo.mp3

Big Lo accused them of "trying to turn that Barenaked Ladies song into an entire style of music." That's as accurate as anything I can come up with. It's also 500 times better than anything out right now. (again, save for that Natasha Bedingfield song).

compare and contrast:

barenaked ladies - one week.mp3

PS - is it me or is Raja Bell a bitch? I'm all for hard fouls but you can't just clothesline somebody. I guess it's that special brand of defense that only comes from south of the border. i think thats where hes from anyways. Raja? gotta be.

Monday, May 01, 2006

flyer than a motherfuckin' pelican.

Just look at Dirk son the hell out of that ginger. Big Lo predicts Mavs over Pistons in 5. And from the looks of it, he could be right. I don't see any other team sweeping anybody in the first round. Not the Spurs. Not the Pistons. To be honest, none of them want it with that German athletic freak. They don't want to see Dirk unleash his best Sam Cassell impression after draining fadeaway 3 after fadeaway 3. Without squaring his shoulders, no less!

Despite having the best playoff record so far this year, and having the number one all around performer post-season, the Mavs are still largely ignored and overlooked. I'm loving the Lakers right now, but even MVP don't want it with us.

It looks like LA vs. LA for the semi finals. That should be one hell of a show. Home court advantage every game. Can somebody explain to me why LA has 2 basketball teams anyways?

One last thing - Behold: the Beastmaster's uniform. Just $175 for a slice of greatness? I've never found a better bargain. (via Team LA)


The footage speaks for itself.

The best part? It's nothin' to him.

"Once I got the ball, I just took my time and got the look I wanted. I have taken that shot over and over and over again. It felt routine to me. " (via

Premiere heartbreaker in the NBA.

Not to mention, the Spurs get a beat down more painful than listening to Ron Artest's album. Great day indeed.