No emo bullshit here. This is created for my rhetoric class, which is good because it gives me incentive to back my shit up after talking all kinds of trash about teenage asian girls' xangas. This will most likely not be any better. Probably worse.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

more money, more problems.

First off: WTF?!

I'm going to back off my usual staunch stance for suicide attemptees to really follow through and die. I often times say I wish those people would just do it because 99% of the time they're just pussying out and looking for attention. So under normal circumstances they should just man up and do the damn thing. The planet's over crowded, it wouldn't hurt if the people who wanted to die actually did.

But then again, those people don't play for the Cowboys.

And they damn sure aren't the best wideout in the league like T.O. is. And they damn sure didn't get a 40 million dollar deal to run around on a field and catch a ball.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

'Here's a great idea for a hot look this season: Be the most attractive woman in the world.' - a Vice Do

One question: how the hell are there fags in this world with girls that look like this?

Monday, September 25, 2006

hahahaha. just look at that thing. hahahahaha. go watch jackass 2.

Friday, September 22, 2006

easy takes it.

this broad > cassie. shes more talented. obviously.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

cool as a Phantom.

Greatest commercial ever?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

i know its wrong, but i know your type

real recognize real.

some tracks off the new album stripped bare. despite this being how the songs were originally written, they still sound better with the full arrangements.

the format - if work permits (acoustic).mp3
the format - matches (acoustic).mp3
the format - she doesn't get it (acoustic).mp3
the format - the compromise (acoustic).mp3
the format - pick me up (acoustic).mp3

Monday, September 18, 2006


(more here)

sidenote: T.O. will be back in time for the Eagles, keeping it my most anticipated game of the year. And I will take a Mike Vick over a Reggie Bush, period.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

random points.

hahahahahahahahahaha. 9/22.

-im having a hard time deciding, but cassie might be the hottest broad in top 40 right now. maybe its cause i have a thing for those mixed, melting-pot types. tiger woods style. no homo. releasing a first single about protein shakes doesn't hurt either.

-everybody knows already, but lonelygirl15 isn't real. not much of a surprise, but apparently theyre not selling anything. just a couple mid-20s types trying to get noticed. as for the girl, she's still pretty, but she won't be sacrificed on an altar. so win-win?

-you should watch the wire. every season is amazing. the intensity and storytelling is unparalleled. s04e01 pt 1, pt 2.

-dane cook is not funny. he can not write a joke to save his life. he just yells a lot and makes stupid gestures. meathead 'bros' think hes the funniest thing since the last football game, where they berate the kids they drunkenly fall on as 'faggots'.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Rock n Roll Star
Some Might Say
Talk Tonight
The Importance of Being Idle
Slide Away
Cigarettes & Alcohol
The Masterplan
Live Forever
Half The World Away
Go Let It Out
Morning Glory
Champagne Supernova
Don't Look Back In Anger

my exceptions: ill take a Don't Go Away and Stand By Me over a Go Let It Out and Lyla any day.

Monday, September 11, 2006

and we'll fight like hell to hide that we're giving up.

I did not even notice that today is the 5th anniversary of 9/11 until I saw it on some headlines. In fact, nothing out of the ordinary has changed for me since a couple dirty looking towel heads hijacked some planes and flew them into two buildings, killing thousands of white people in the process. Nothing at all.

So does that mean we've won?

Friday, September 08, 2006

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

bridging the gap.

the 90s arent as smooth a transition as the 95s. but both are pretty sweet, if for nothing but to just see a live product.

Monday, September 04, 2006


Time to pour out a little liquor for The Crocodile Hunter. It's pretty fucked up that he's dead, but at least he went out in style.

Here's to you, Steve Irwin, for slapping poisonous snakes in the face for the education and entertainment of the masses. You will be missed.