No emo bullshit here. This is created for my rhetoric class, which is good because it gives me incentive to back my shit up after talking all kinds of trash about teenage asian girls' xangas. This will most likely not be any better. Probably worse.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

juden.


would you trust this guy?

So tonight I decided to ask my parents about a question that weighs heavily on my mind: Who do you trust less?

a) Jews
b) Muslims

My mother gave a very politically correct answer at first: 'that depends on the person, I'd have to meet them first. Their religion does not dictate their trustworthiness.'

But then she said... 'but I don't trust Jews much.'

My dad asked her how she could not trust Jews when she believes in the Bible.

Her reply: 'the Jews don't have that much to do with the Bible.'

Mistaken theological facts or not, she does have a point. A common thread throughout the world's different cultures is the fact that none of them particularly trust the juden. You'd think that Chinese people, who share such a strong similarity to the juden's financial handling skills, would be more understanding of god's chosen people. Wrong.

So the question is this: can the whole world seriously be drinking the same flavor of haterade for this many millennia?

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

HEY DUMBASSES:

PUT DOWN THE HATERADE. LEAVE MIKE VICK ALONE. FAGGOTS.

AND SINCE WHEN DID IT BECOME LAW TO HAVE TO TREAT ANIMALS HUMANELY? DOES NOBODY SEE THE CONTRADICTION IN THAT? A FEDERAL LAW THAT FORCES HUMANS TO TREAT ANIMALS BETTER THAN THEY TREAT THEMSELVES. WTF? HE DIDN'T EVEN RAPE ANY WHITE GIRLS!