No emo bullshit here. This is created for my rhetoric class, which is good because it gives me incentive to back my shit up after talking all kinds of trash about teenage asian girls' xangas. This will most likely not be any better. Probably worse.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

more money, more problems.



First off: WTF?!

I'm going to back off my usual staunch stance for suicide attemptees to really follow through and die. I often times say I wish those people would just do it because 99% of the time they're just pussying out and looking for attention. So under normal circumstances they should just man up and do the damn thing. The planet's over crowded, it wouldn't hurt if the people who wanted to die actually did.

But then again, those people don't play for the Cowboys.

And they damn sure aren't the best wideout in the league like T.O. is. And they damn sure didn't get a 40 million dollar deal to run around on a field and catch a ball.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006


'Here's a great idea for a hot look this season: Be the most attractive woman in the world.' - a Vice Do

One question: how the hell are there fags in this world with girls that look like this?

Monday, September 25, 2006

hahahaha. just look at that thing. hahahahaha. go watch jackass 2.

Friday, September 22, 2006

easy takes it.



this broad > cassie. shes more talented. obviously.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

cool as a Phantom.

Greatest commercial ever?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

i know its wrong, but i know your type


real recognize real.

some tracks off the new album stripped bare. despite this being how the songs were originally written, they still sound better with the full arrangements.

the format - if work permits (acoustic).mp3
the format - matches (acoustic).mp3
the format - she doesn't get it (acoustic).mp3
the format - the compromise (acoustic).mp3
the format - pick me up (acoustic).mp3

Monday, September 18, 2006

chuckle.



(more here)

sidenote: T.O. will be back in time for the Eagles, keeping it my most anticipated game of the year. And I will take a Mike Vick over a Reggie Bush, period.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

random points.


hahahahahahahahahaha. 9/22.

-im having a hard time deciding, but cassie might be the hottest broad in top 40 right now. maybe its cause i have a thing for those mixed, melting-pot types. tiger woods style. no homo. releasing a first single about protein shakes doesn't hurt either.

-everybody knows already, but lonelygirl15 isn't real. not much of a surprise, but apparently theyre not selling anything. just a couple mid-20s types trying to get noticed. as for the girl, she's still pretty, but she won't be sacrificed on an altar. so win-win?

-you should watch the wire. every season is amazing. the intensity and storytelling is unparalleled. s04e01 pt 1, pt 2.

-dane cook is not funny. he can not write a joke to save his life. he just yells a lot and makes stupid gestures. meathead 'bros' think hes the funniest thing since the last football game, where they berate the kids they drunkenly fall on as 'faggots'.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Tuesday, September 12, 2006



Rock n Roll Star
Some Might Say
Talk Tonight
Lyla
The Importance of Being Idle
Wonderwall
Slide Away
Cigarettes & Alcohol
The Masterplan
Live Forever
Acquiesce
Supersonic
Half The World Away
Go Let It Out
Songbird
Morning Glory
Champagne Supernova
Don't Look Back In Anger

my exceptions: ill take a Don't Go Away and Stand By Me over a Go Let It Out and Lyla any day.

Monday, September 11, 2006

and we'll fight like hell to hide that we're giving up.



I did not even notice that today is the 5th anniversary of 9/11 until I saw it on some headlines. In fact, nothing out of the ordinary has changed for me since a couple dirty looking towel heads hijacked some planes and flew them into two buildings, killing thousands of white people in the process. Nothing at all.

So does that mean we've won?

Friday, September 08, 2006

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

bridging the gap.



the 90s arent as smooth a transition as the 95s. but both are pretty sweet, if for nothing but to just see a live product.

Monday, September 04, 2006

R.I.P.



Time to pour out a little liquor for The Crocodile Hunter. It's pretty fucked up that he's dead, but at least he went out in style.

Here's to you, Steve Irwin, for slapping poisonous snakes in the face for the education and entertainment of the masses. You will be missed.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

diamonds on my neck.

Talk about bling blaow...



The most obscene piece of jewelry ever? And to think I helped pay for that monstrosity.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

big pimpin'.

Mando Diao - The Wildfire (If It Was True).mp3

"There's something in the way she said 'I hate you cause you breathe'". That's already a fantastic line in and of itself, but when matched with perfect eh-who-gives-a-fuck attitude and jangly guitars and a soaring major key chorus with horns, its all that and a bag of chips. In fact, the first half of the record that I listened to is solid all around.

Justin Timberlake ft. T.I. - My Love.mp3

I think this is Timberlake's second single off of FutureSex/LoveSounds, possibly the worst title ever slapped onto an album. This track is all over the place: lots of bubbly synths, Timbaland's signature bouncy drums, and layered underneath it all is Timberlake's beatboxing. It's not great, but I wouldn't turn it off if it came on the radio as it is much more interesting to listen to than anything else these days. JT does his schtick as pop star extraordinaire, singing horribly cliche lyrics with flair. All that is fine and dandy until the King comes and completely wrecks shop. The flow is magnificient, catching the cadence of the synths and wrapping every syllable perfectly around the beat. Like Ludacris in 'Yeah', the song is good and all, but its the guest verse that steals the show.

Of Montreal - The Party's Crashing Us (I Am the World Trade Center mix).mp3

I've never heard the orginial song although I am pretty sure Jesse '13 year old girl' Smith sent me the album. Whatever, because this remix is pretty awesome. The only part that bugs me is the guy who mixed it calls himself I Am the World Trade Center. What kind of shitty hipster name is that?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

and the truth shall set you free.



via Overheard in NY, definitely one of the funniest sites around.

To be honest, I'm not sure those exist anymore.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Wednesday, August 16, 2006