No emo bullshit here. This is created for my rhetoric class, which is good because it gives me incentive to back my shit up after talking all kinds of trash about teenage asian girls' xangas. This will most likely not be any better. Probably worse.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Best of 06
Does anybody not like this song? The only possibly comparison would be the complete opposite of the Cowboys performance on Christmas.
Best Movie: Jackass Number 2
This is all I could come up with.
Best Lyric: '...and possibly bend you over' from Smack That
Akon is awesome. The earnestness in his voice as he sings about wanting to fuck a stripper is a feat not easily matched. Auto-tune+African accent+degrading come ons as legitimate pick up lines=ZOMGAWSUM!!!
Best Sports Moment: VY nutting all over the Trojans
Fact: 5 USC Songbirds were impregnated during the last heroic run by VY.
Best Discovery By Me: 24 = g00t
Who knew Kiefer Sutherland having The Worst Day Evar could result in such extreme gulliness? The show is also fantastic at showing the true sides of women in all their forms through the diverse female characters.