Hi.

If you are the girl that stood next to me during the UT-Tech game, please contact me.

I was too big of a wuss to ask you out (or for your name for that matter) and too busy pretending to be really interested in the game. On the extremely rare chance you remember mine, please say something as I'd like to buy you a drink.


Justin

Measuring stick.

If anyone gets more than half the references on this blog: http://gabesaidwereintomovements.blogspot.com/

LETS BE FRIENDS!

hands in the sky.

SUMMERTIME SMASH.

Seeing as how 'Ye threw yet another rampage over meaningless awards, this new video for The Good Life drops at the right time. I, along with Big Lo, picked up Graduation today like many others according to the cashier girl at Target. As much as I download music I felt like Kanye West is one of the few artists on a major scale that give a shit and thus worth supporting. His tantrums and bitch-fits and egomania might annoy many, but to me, they show that he cares about his craft. Comparing him to 50 Cent is ridiculous as they're completely different people with different goals and priorities.

The Good Life is my favorite song on Graduation for many reasons. The obvious being the wall of synths, MJ sample and of course the ubiquitous T-Pain. But the subject matter is one of the few songs on the album that actually translates to what 'Ye has been hyping up as 'stadium status' material. The rush of joy that overwhelms this song is guaranteed to lift any deflated spirits and get heads bobbin'.

As far as the video, So Me did the art. He also did Justice's D.A.N.C.E. vid, which really should have won video of the year. I like the look, especially when Pain and 'Ye are dancing horribly out of sync.

And of course, the model.

Congratulations Kanye West: on finding the hottest video girl ever and more importantly, for giving a shit.

BYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Starting to look like something again, ain't it? I sure hope so. Not one to stay stuck in nostalgia, but the Dream Team of yore was truly a memorable moment in sports. MJ, Magic, Chuck, Bird all banding together for country, for pride and most of all: to let the rest of the world know that they ain't shit.

Something went wrong between the highlight reels and the bitter taste of bronze. But hopefully that is being reversed in the form of the new Team USA. And what do you know, salvation seems to come in the form of The Most Famous Man Ever Named After A Steak.

The best is the best. Ain't no other way around it. This is gonna be fun.

juden.

would you trust this guy?

So tonight I decided to ask my parents about a question that weighs heavily on my mind: Who do you trust less?

a) Jews
b) Muslims

My mother gave a very politically correct answer at first: 'that depends on the person, I'd have to meet them first. Their religion does not dictate their trustworthiness.'

But then she said... 'but I don't trust Jews much.'

My dad asked her how she could not trust Jews when she believes in the Bible.

Her reply: 'the Jews don't have that much to do with the Bible.'

Mistaken theological facts or not, she does have a point. A common thread throughout the world's different cultures is the fact that none of them particularly trust the juden. You'd think that Chinese people, who share such a strong similarity to the juden's financial handling skills, would be more understanding of god's chosen people. Wrong.

So the question is this: can the whole world seriously be drinking the same flavor of haterade for this many millennia?

HEY DUMBASSES:

PUT DOWN THE HATERADE. LEAVE MIKE VICK ALONE. FAGGOTS.

AND SINCE WHEN DID IT BECOME LAW TO HAVE TO TREAT ANIMALS HUMANELY? DOES NOBODY SEE THE CONTRADICTION IN THAT? A FEDERAL LAW THAT FORCES HUMANS TO TREAT ANIMALS BETTER THAN THEY TREAT THEMSELVES. WTF? HE DIDN'T EVEN RAPE ANY WHITE GIRLS!

Kanye is straight stuntin' on niggas. Jean vest and all. What other moron/genius spends 3 months searching the earth up and down for a pair of window blind aviators?

AND he has Cassie, the hottest racially indeterminate slut to put out a #1 single about slurping cock, grindin' it out without no guest spot or nothin'. 'Bitch, just stand there and look pretty.' True indeed.

I'm also going to take the time to express my absolute love for half-and-halfs aka mulattos aka mutts (c) the LV don. I'm not sure what it is, but somehow when two horny people of different shades get to churning out babies the whole is ALWAYS greater than the sum of its parts.

But you already knew that.

PWNZ0R3D!

self explanatory.